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Joke of the Day

"Cheesy joke A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda."

"mom hates dad My mother used to be a ventriliquist.. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father"

"Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!"

"What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? A flying saucer."

"""Do what you love & the money will follow."" Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait..."

"I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan I've never seen herbivore"

"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."

"Oh God. Yes. This is so good. I love it so much I'm having a sarcasm."

"What did the serial killer say before he killed his victim? cheerio."

"""Daddy, may I trouble you to clean a shocking amount of poo off my genitalia?"" - if babies could talk"