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Joke of the Day

"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"

"I should get a bigger tax return According to Digiorno's I'm a family of four."

"Shouting ""wahoo"" instead of ""woo-hoo"" so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing."

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"

"I've just left feedback for my second hand telescope I bought from eBay. Rubbish; 2 Stars."

"I would tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"

"Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss"

"""Can I take your order?"" Wait, take it where? ""No, not-"" I haven't even given you my order yet ""I mean-"" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER"

"What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? ""O.K. you asked for it"" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt."

"Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!"