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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"

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"What happens on Santa's lap.......stays on Santa's lap."
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"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself."
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"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"
"How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana."
"My Grandad invented the roller coaster. But the cups just slide off the coffee table."
"my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met"
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