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Joke of the Day
"An Anus Gets into a fight with two guys at a bar He rectum"
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"What did one volcano say to the other? "" i lava you """
"What do you call it when Bob Dylan sucks your dick in a hurricane? The answer my friend... is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind."
"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."
"Do you have a nose? Who nose? Courtesy of the ~6yo on my morning bus."
"In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first."
"Two guys walk into a bar... You figure the second one would have ducked"
"Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs through your ""jeans"""
"A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair."
"I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun."