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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans? Eventually the baby stops crying"
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"What did the McDonald's addict suddenly realize? ...I'm lovin' shit"
"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"Enough with the Gay jokes Cum on guys"
"Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard."
"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?"
"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."
"Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say ""I love you"", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it"
"I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph... I think they were plotting something."