200638

Joke of the Day

"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."

"My two friends Rod and Kurt started a business the other day... You should look it up, it's called Kurt and Rod's Curtain Rods."

"How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO"

"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he was never on your side."

"I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my little brother."

"This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?"

"BUSH AND BILL Jokes Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House? A: Because President Bill Clinton's code name was also ""Mr. Bush."""

"I bet the inventor of puppets has one hell of a creepy backstory."

"Who wrote ""The Open Kimono""? ""? Seymour Hare."

"What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef"