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Joke of the Day
"Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard."
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"The other hole. My buddy asked me the other day if whenever my wife and I were getting freaky if I ever tried having sex with her other ""hole"". I replied ""Hell No!"",.......... She might get pregnant."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs don't cum."
"My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree."
"What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat stink and be merry!"
"Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to ""ruff it!"
"The next time I hang out with people who start making out in front of me, I'm going to start flossing my teeth in front of them."
"I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it. 20/20, would do again."
"new antidepressant for lesbians has just been unveiled. Tricoxagan."
"[posing for mugshot] ""now turn forward"" [flash] lemme see"