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Joke of the Day
"Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard."
Next Joke
"Girls who say ""I don't care what anyone thinks about me"" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook."
"How do you get a hippie pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
"How do you call a puzzled amputee? Stumped."
"How bill Gates counts 1 2 3 95 98 XP Vista 7 8 10 I bet he failed math"
"How do you disappoint a redditor?"
"There must be a special discount store for plumbers... There pants are always 50% off"
"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."
"Just called my own voicemail and left messages until the memory was full. People can't leave messages now. That's the kind of genius I am."
"What do you call a Mormon who likes to smoke, drink, swear and have sex with strangers? An oxymormon."