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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""

"What's long, green and smells like pork? ""Kermit the frogs fingers"""

"How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer? Grounding"

"What's yellow and flys through walls? A magic banana..."

"A set of jumper cables walks into a pub...... And the barman says, ""You can come in here mate but don't start anything! """

"Have you heard about the airplane industry? Its really taking off and reaching new heights."

"The French police raid in one day killed more than my guild does all week."

"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought."

"I hate when The Little Mermaid is all ""who cares no big deal I want more!"" Like, you already have 20 thingamabobs you aquatic scumbag relax"

"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"