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Joke of the Day
"What did the McDonald's addict suddenly realize? ...I'm lovin' shit"
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"What's the hardest part of being a paedophile? The dick."
"What is the origin of the word ""Boob""? The ""B"" is the aerial view, the ""oo"" is the front view, the ""b"" is the side view."
"[Spanish w/ translation] Cual es es la risa mas picante? Ahi Ahi Ahi Translation: What is the spiciest laugh? Pepper pepper pepper"
"What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and wondering why you weren't good enough for death."
"I've decided never to buy anything off the Internet again, after getting conned last week. I ordered what was supposed to be the world's largest cardboard box, but the one it came in was bigger."
"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."
"woah. you can say ""Houston we have a problem"" in messy situations that have nothing to do with astronauts or texas? this changes everthing"
"The school called me on the phone today and said, ""Your son has been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good! I don't have no kids!"
"Sex is like air; its not important unless you arent getting any."