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Joke of the Day

"Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say ""I love you"", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up someone's ass"

"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."

"I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage.... So now I know why zombies walk like they do."

"What's Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"

"How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant? She's the one wearing knee pads."

"How do gold diggers get you to be with them? They use their booby traps"

"If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations."

"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"

"How do you blindfold an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."