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Joke of the Day
"So i watched a scary movie last night. It was so scary my shit took a shit"
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"When is the Quran accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
"God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald"
"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up"
"The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin."
"Weird is a side effect of awesome."
"It's fine to eat chicken with skin but serve beef with skin and everybody just starts freaking out."
"Clint Eastwood says we're the ""pussy generation."" Potty mouth."
"The Five Stages of Christmas Shopping Grief: - denial - anger - strong language - moderate violence - a lifetime ban from Toys R Us"
"If Bill Clinton was a construction worker he would be called Bob the Billder Sorry."