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Joke of the Day
"What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze? Nostrildamus"
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"If your are ever about to get jumped by a gang of clowns Go for the juggler"
"at the gym...what machine can i use to impress a lady??..gym instructor:try d atm machine by the road.."
"A man walks into a bar And the bar happened to be at crotch level and it hurt like a motherfucker"
"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."
"what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!"
"My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been."
"Serious question: If you walked into a store and saw an alien holding a bag of 12 butterflies would you play it cool or leave?"
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance....... so I pushed her over."
"What do you want for dinner? 4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts"