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Joke of the Day

"at the gym...what machine can i use to impress a lady??..gym instructor:try d atm machine by the road.."

"My GF likes it in the butt. She's an anal moll."

"Did you guys hear about the fight in the bathroom? Two bums got wiped"

"Just fyi, if you're girlfriend asks you if she should lose some weight... ""I love you through thick and thin"" is not an appropriate response."

"First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about..Nice hat. You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Ok, who wants brownies?"

"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"Why'd the baker resort to prostitution? Because they knead the dough."

"I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs."

"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."

"My three year old son, Basil, says that since none of us invented language we should stop appropriating words."