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Joke of the Day

"My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been."

"I'm addicted to Soap But I'm clean now"

"A man asks God... Man: ""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God: ""So you would love her."" Man: ""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God: ""So she would love you."""

"What gas do snails prefer? Shell."

"How do you make a hormone? Just don't pay her"

"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"The home invasion ruined us. We never stood a chance against the houses."

"Books keep falling on my head.... I've only got myshelf to blame"

"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"