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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar And the bar happened to be at crotch level and it hurt like a motherfucker"

"A man fought off a polar bear yesterday using only his cell phone... it was probably a blackberry. The bear was so disgusted he just left."

"What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast? A Yacult..."

"What word isn't in the Bat-dictionary? Killing, unless your talking about his parents"

"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"

"You can baby proof your house instantly by not inviting any babies over."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."

"Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."

"[At Vision Center] Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see? Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here."