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Joke of the Day
"If your are ever about to get jumped by a gang of clowns Go for the juggler"
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"i take my gf on a balloon ride to propose. a field of wild flowers spells Women Are Crooks. ""oops sorry."" i apologize. ""that ones for my dad"
"u have one (1) new dad. click here to accept Todd."
"What do you call five black man having sex? A threesome."
"My crazy great Grandma My Great Grandma is 104, and she said to me: ""If the good die young, I MUST BE TERRIBLE"""
"I forgot a bag of groceries in my taxi. It's been driving me bananas."
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was."
"this month's full moon is in virgo. you know what that means: you shouldn't be friends with me because i will tell you shit like this"
"Women are like rollercoasters... Fucking mental."
"Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?"