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Joke of the Day
"what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!"
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"I told my GF I was buying her some diamonds for her birthday. She said that nothing would please her more. So I got her nothing."
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"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."
"I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a ""badboy"" type."
"What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? A condescending con descending"
"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"
"Let's turn that frown upside down! ** **does handstand** **"
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