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Joke of the Day
"What is a communist's favorite fabric? Linen."
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"A knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Please don't cry."
"Whenever I shake someone's hand as I meet them and they say ""The pleasure's all mine."" I quickly look to see where their other hand is."
"if ur mom kisses the dog he becomes ur dad"
"There is no ""i"" in ""team,"" but there is a lot of ""alcohol"" in my ""fridge"" because I enjoy abusing my liver."
"I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children."
"I have zero empathy for sociopaths. But to be fair, they don't have any for me, either."
"How do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers"
"I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong in so many levels."
"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."