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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers"
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"What do you call cheese that is not your own? Nacho cheese"
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Just check her arm"
"What is a cheating wife's worst nightmare? A husband in his hybrid"
"What does a lawyer and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck you for your money."
"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"
"The word resume has fireworks coming out of it to help with the pronunciation yet we're left to fend for ourselves with colonel?"
"How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they beat the room for being black."
"Best Joke which defines me I am married and not allowed to make decisions :D"
"A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, I forgot to put up the caution tape!"" Edit: fixed spelling"