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Joke of the Day
"How fucking furious do you think homeless people get when ""Mo Money, Mo Problems"" comes on?"
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"What is Hitler's favorite drink? concentrated jews"
"I'm off work next week so I'm gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go. *throws knife, misses map.* Space, I'm going to space"
"Have you heard about that new girl, Pandora? She's got one hell of a box."
"Me: let's go vegetarian Husband: can we still eat eggs M: of course H: fish? M: obviously H: bacon on special occas- M: we'd be crazy not to"
"When sitting in traffic behind a good looking gal, ill rear-end her gently to see if I can ignite a romantic comedy."
"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"
"""Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?"" ""Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time."" ""Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns."""
"I've decided to get a couple tattoos. On my right knee I'm going to get ""Disney."" And on my left... dat-knee."
"How to die with dignity. 1. Grab your dignity with your right hand. 2. Die"