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Joke of the Day

"What is Hitler's favorite drink? concentrated jews"

"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"

"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans."

"Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud ""target is in site!"", see who panics."

"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."

"I don't understand why some snacks are ""fun-sized"", there's really nothing ""fun"" about having a smaller portion of food."

"I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen."

"What's a good Mexican joke?"

"I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be."