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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say after he was resurrected? Nailed it"
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"My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said ""Great Job!"" I wanted things to end on a positive note."
"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."
"What do you call two black people bargaining on terms? A Negrotiation"
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints."
"What do you call a guy in a lot of debt? Owen."
"[grandma's house] Little Red Riding Hood: Are you going to eat me? Wolf: I just want my hoodie back."
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
"A Scotsman walks out of a bar. ..."
"Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now."