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Joke of the Day

"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! "

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered six offender"

"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"

"Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot. -1 I stole this."

"My life was depressing and miserable but I turned that around, Now it's miserable and depressing."

"Why did Freud hurt his shoulder? He made a Freudian slip"

"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the jaw"

"What did the Australian sea captain announce when he decided to wank with both arms? All hands on deck"