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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy in a lot of debt? Owen."
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"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""
"Why is school like a boner? It's long and hard...unless you're asian."
"Sometimes when I say ""I'm OK"", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say ""You're not OK"" and hand me $10,000."
"Do you like long lines, mass transit and sweaty white people? Ask your doctor if a Disney trip is right for you."
"Last year I got so hammered on Good Friday I woke up in a cave three days later"
"In 2050 old men will say bae'"
"What are Tony Montana's favourite trousers? Alpine Chinos"
"PC Master Race"
"What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled? It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!"