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Joke of the Day

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."

"Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access."

"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."

"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."

"So in 2016 I've decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now."

"I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution. But then that would be a lye."

"What's the fourth derivative called? Inauguration. Why? Change of jerk."

"Neutrinos ""Sorry we don't serve neutrinos,"" says the barman. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."

"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'."