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Joke of the Day

"A Scotsman walks out of a bar. ..."

"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer."

"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"

"I left work in slow motion but it didn't blow up behind me. This is bullshit."

"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"

"Old MacDonald was dyslexic H-R-T-Q-P"

"Don't talk shit about someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"My mom asked me a question and when I went to answer she said, ""Hold on I can't hear you. I gotta turn on the light."" The dark was too loud?"

"Do you like hot women that scream in bed? Check out the burns unit at the hospital."

"What does the Scottish man say after love making? I love ewe!"