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"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""
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"My sexual fetishes my sexual fetishes have been getting more and more perverse ever so slowly. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I had hit rock bottom."
"How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone."
"I do not, and never will, know my confirmation number."
"What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people? tattoo master"
"I just want to bring your heart to it's knees. ... And while you're down there..."
"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A tank!!!! PEW PEW PEW!!"
"How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"
"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."