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Joke of the Day

"I just want to bring your heart to it's knees. ... And while you're down there..."

"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."

"Want to hear something really fun about science? You would. Nerd."

"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."

"George Clooney goes through life knowing no one has ever hit 'Ignore' in the history of 'George Clooney' appearing on Caller IDs"

"I was asked to come up with a list of 10 sexual innuendo... But I accidentally came up with 11, so I had to rub one out."

"Saw a tweet about foods to help your sex life. I need sex to help my sex life, not food."

"I'm learning ancient history ? So am I lets go for a walk and talk over old times !"

"I think my virginity has grown back."

"Why don't English teachers like parole? They prefer complete sentences."