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Joke of the Day

"I do not, and never will, know my confirmation number."

"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."

"I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them"

"Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."

"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."

"You might be from Mexico but I'm sure I've eaten more Mexican food than you."

"Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode."

"To clean up or just move. This is the question."

"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."

"How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital? It's the one who has knee pads on."