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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A tank!!!! PEW PEW PEW!!"
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"Nervous about speaking in front of a crowd of people? Imagine everyone is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt"
"Who called it the NHL instead of the Just Ice League"
"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""
"do you like dragons? because you'll like it when im dragon my balls across your face"
"How do you dispose of a human body Wait this isn't Google"
"Ever hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful."
"u have one (1) new dad. click here to accept Todd."
"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin... I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin. They brought me 3."