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Joke of the Day

"What many don't know, ""Riverdance"" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet."

"God wants to redesign.. God asks wives: I want to redesign men with new hi tech features. Any suggestions?? Women: Yes, that joy stick made for us should be password protected."

"What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can ""fly"", but a fly can not ""mosquito""."

"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."

"A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar I only know because it's reposted every week"

"Why doesn't Hitler go ski? Cause he's blown his fucking head."

"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"

"I can't believe they fired me from the calendar company! I just took a day off!"

"Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I? They had baron."

"I went to that restaurant you said I had to try. It fucking sucked."