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Joke of the Day

"What many don't know, ""Riverdance"" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet."

"I like my coffee how i like my women, Without a dick."

"A nice one (maybe repost) I don't smoke, I don't drink, I never swear and - Oh shit my cigaette fell into my beer!"

"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"

"I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under."

"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""

"In hell, your socks are always wet"

"if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you"

"Did you hear about the new bra they call the Sheepdog? It rounds them up and points them in the right direction."

"What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict"