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Joke of the Day

"God wants to redesign.. God asks wives: I want to redesign men with new hi tech features. Any suggestions?? Women: Yes, that joy stick made for us should be password protected."

"What kind of beer do architecture majors drink at parties Natural light"

"Life like potato... Only have one, then soldier come and take."

"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"

"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."

"If I were a famous president I would totally use money as photo I.D."

"You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery."

"All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet."

"What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh."