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Joke of the Day

"A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar I only know because it's reposted every week"

"I fucked up making my coffee today \#nofilter"

"Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest."

"A Neckbeard Approaches a Cancer Patient at a Bar... He tips his fedora and says, ""Malady."""

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."

"Freud was wrong, I have no desire to sleep with my mom I'd bang the shit out of my aunt, though."

"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand ternary notation, those who don't and those who thought this would be a binary joke. Credits to /u/johnnybenude"

"How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches? On rye on rye on rye."

"I have so much pubic hair I can start a cattle ranch"

"Vending machines are so homophobic Like, I'm sorry my dollar bill wasn't straight enough for you."