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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hitler go ski? Cause he's blown his fucking head."
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"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3."
"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."
"Guy tells his doctor ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection."" Doc says "" That's because you look like a pussy"""
"What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her? Namaste here"
"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."
"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"
"What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? ""Why you always lion?"""
"If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!"