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Joke of the Day

"I wore a pedometer for a week. Good news -- I'm not a pedo."

"HATE when this happens: Get in Bed. Get perfectly comfortable. Suddenly must pee."

"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."

"Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days"

"The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan"

"A Dad's Advice A dad is giving his son some advice one day. The dad says, ""Son, don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind."" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"The sexts are coming from inside the house!"

"The other day, a frog jumped underneath my lawmower.. I guess he was trying to *kermit* suicide."

"Im wearing my grandfathers watch A german guy walks up to me and asks if I can tell him the time. I say ""nine""... he walks away complaining how rude american youth are."

"What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk? C: PU!"