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Joke of the Day
"Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom."
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"What do you call a Unicorn with his horn cut off? a Eunuch-horn! :D"
"how did the Imam order his dessert? Allah mode"
"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"
"I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am..."
"What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!"
"I'm going through a phase of categorizing my life in phases. I call this one my 'phase' phase."
"What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish? Banana"
"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's dick."
"Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2? Because he said he was pro Bono."