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Joke of the Day

"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?"

"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"What does an Asian person say when asked, ""does the carpet match the drapes?"" I don't have a carpet; I have an Oriental rug."

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? ..."

"[Restaurant] ""Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"" Yes please ""THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"""

"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"

"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."

"Did you hear the one about the man who panicked when his friend started to drown? He didn't know water do..."

"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism Credit: http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless"

"Men are like animals: messy insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets."