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Joke of the Day
"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."
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"Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins? Dried Cherries"
"being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)"
"Daddy? What is a tranny? Ask your mother. He knows."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, the findings never replicate."
"What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock? Ark-n-Saw."
"Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!"
"Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce."
"I think about wizards and dragons way more than a wizard of 3 small dragons should. Dammit I meant mother of 3 small dragons. Dammit I meant"
"I get suicidal when I play guitar So I don't fret about it Sorry [8]"