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Joke of the Day
"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."
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"I feel sorry for people who sell magazines. Seems like they got a lot of issues."
"By my calculations, I've spent approximately $39 throughout my life to watch bananas turn brown on my kitchen table"
"What's hairy and has five fingers? A thalidomide's armpit"
"Dear freight trains, way to be stuck in the 19th century."
"Dating blacks girls is a plus because you don't have to meet their fathers"
"Last Night my Fiance asked me to tell her something sweet Me "" Hey I'm never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down..."" Her ""That's it the engagement is off. Goodnight."""
"I asked my friend what he does for a living. He said, ""I cut the arse off a cow and cook it."" At least he's making ends meet."
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"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy? Wanna take a shower? They're to die for."