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Joke of the Day

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records... ... until the librarian kicked me out."

"I should marry a storm trooper. They will always miss me."

"Yo Mama So Poor.... She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle."

"I bet my butcher 50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. One, but the light bulb has to really want to change."

"My misery loves vodka, and hates company."

"What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor? I'd tap that."

"I always keep a taser on me in case anyone asks if they can have one of my fries."

"[Lizard Enterprises HQ] Lizard Boss: Um excuse me, do you work here? Snake balancing on 4 toothpicks (nervously): Uh yessir why do you ask?"

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand ? The Indians just kept coming and coming"