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Joke of the Day

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records... ... until the librarian kicked me out."

"What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane."

"I asked my friend if he could tell me the chemical symbol for Neptunium He said it wasn't a problem but hasn't replied since"

"What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend? Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her."

"i tip my fedora to u *tips fedora* here's an upboat"

"I ask Google the questions I'm too scared to ask other people."

"Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space ~me reading Arabic DM"

"My new favorite joke [Language] How do you get a little old lady to yell, ""Go fuck yourself!""? Get another little old lady to yell,""BINGO!"""

"I just licked a knife.. It tasted like blood."

"What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion"