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Joke of the Day
"I should marry a storm trooper. They will always miss me."
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"Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped? Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!"
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"
"You've gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can't reach it"
"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"
"When you have to poop so bad it comes out just as you reach the toilet... That's the shit I don't like."
"""Change is never easy..."" ~McDonalds employees"
"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"
"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"