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Joke of the Day
"My misery loves vodka, and hates company."
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"Joke What did the one Angel say to the other? ""Halo"""
"I don't care about following a 'funny' celebrity from tv on Twitter-instead I look up who writes for their show then follow that person."
"If someone ever tells you your clothing style is gay, just say, yeah it came out of the closet this morning."
"I met Lance Armstrong after a party Me: So, Lance, how was the party? Lance (Pensively glancing at the whisky): I had a ball."
"If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life."
"On a recent business trip... I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, ""I hope the porn channel is disabled."" ""No,"" she said, ""it's regular porn, you sick bastard."""
"If there's no God, why are feet naturally shoe-shaped?"
"I could never trust a psychic who hasn't won the lottery at least once."
"What does Batman like with his whiskey? (Gravely voice) ""Just ice."""