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Joke of the Day

"I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place"

"What type of carpet do you put in an igloo? Burr-burr"

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that understand math and those that don't."

"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches"

"If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."

"[to widow] Great wake. Tho it should be called a sleep, he's not moved in ages. I say he hasn't moved in ages. Call it a sleep. Ah cheer up."

"What do outlaws eat with their milk? Crookies."

"What's the worst part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"How are parsley and pubic hair similar? You push them both aside and start eating."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."