72992

Joke of the Day

"I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place"

Next Joke
 
"You guys wanna hear a joke? Ellen Pao"
"*Claps along at an opera*"
"A dog made of diamonds would be everyone's best friend."
"Knock knock! Come in."
"Soviet Monopoly ""Go to gulag! Go directly to gulag! Do not pass go, do not collect food stamps and vodkac"
"What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper? The kind that has multi ply's."
"Q: What did one angel say to the other? A: ""Halo."""
"Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan."
"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"