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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama So Poor.... She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle."

"With great power comes huge electricity bill"

"Oscar If you're Leonardo, you must have got it by now."

"Children are like farts... ...You can only tolerate your owns"

"I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure."

"So a leper goes to a prostitute... She begins to perform fellatio on him. After he finishes, he says to the girl ""Go ahead and keep the tip""."

"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the Abandoned Children's Home...so I gave him my kids."

"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."

"After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them."

"Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men? He thought they had delivery service."