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Joke of the Day

"I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time."

"At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!"

"*walks into confessional, closes door and sits down* Me: Alright. Look alive over there, Father, I've had a pretty wild week..."

"Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a man's job."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool? Bob"

"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor."""

"Did you hear the Zodiac is turning himself in? He didn't appreciate the comparisons to Ted Cruz."

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."