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Joke of the Day

"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"

"Animation joke: what do animator's use to wash their mouths? a lip sync."

"*lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down"

"Dirty Dancing is my favorite movie about a girl who cannot dance at all, but wins a dance competition because her partner has a great mullet"

"Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries."

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off a leg and make it run across Canada"

"Why is OP's dog never satisfied? They don't do liver"

"what travels around the world but stays in one corner? postage stamp"

"I always tell my kids to stay in school... but they keep fucking coming back."

"What's long and white? The line to Starbucks."