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Joke of the Day

"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"

"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."

"Irishman walks in to a bar HAHA! Get it? It is funny because it implies the Irishman left the bar before to be able to walk back in!"

"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"

"What do you call 16 white girls in a room? One whole Cherokee"

"Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife"

"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country"

"Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks"

"Shout out to... Everyone who doesn't know the opposite of in."