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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, wonder if he's busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before."

"Overheard on the organ black market ""Got awful grammar? Buy this colon!"""

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey? AIDS for humanity"

"What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it."

"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."

"Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say ""I love you,"" she's talking to our dog."

"Ugh I hate the bathroom at this mall. There's not a single urinal. Just a bunch of women screaming."

"How many ""Mean Girls"" jokes is too many? The limit does not exist"

"I will NEVER make the same mistake twice ... In a row. They're in rotation."

"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""