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Joke of the Day

"My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of ""Let It Go"", using only 3 words."

"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."

"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"

"What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions? An emo-g "

"""When I was younger they all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,"" said Dane Cook. ""Nobody's laughing now!"""

"I always squat on the floor, wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward Cause that's how I roll."

"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"".... He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""

"Why did the trio of Mexicans get arrested? Because they were trespassing!"

"Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof? It can't catch fire underwater... I think."

"Two flies were dining on a turd.... One fly lifts up his leg and farts. The other fly says , "" Hey! I'm trying to eat over here!!!"""