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Joke of the Day

"Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof? It can't catch fire underwater... I think."

"What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"""We will never forget."" Of course not, we're brainwashed and controlled by fear."

"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"

"What do you call a mob of armed lesbians? Militia Etheridge"

"How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup? Brazilians!"

"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."

"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"

"What do you call Hitler with a fin? Adolf-fin"

"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"