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Joke of the Day

"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"".... He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""

"A frog can leap higher than a house ..partly because of the strength of its hind legs, but also because houses have difficulty jumping at all."

"Go Pats! (I mean people named Pat. Can't be easy for them.)"

"I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw."

"A man was afraid to go into Kohl's at the local strip mall because according to the sign: Kohls Staples Dicks"

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"

"I picked my nose in traffic today. Secretly hoping a tweeter who had run out of joke material saw me. You've gotta give to get, people."

"I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."

"What did the redneck say to the Frenchman? You don't speak English fourchette!"