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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions? An emo-g "
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"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"
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"How weird was the first robber to wear pantyhose on his face"
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"What do you call a Mexican that loses a car? Carlos."
"Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!"